I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise

Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey.

 Days of Summer

Tell me something sweet to get me by/Me/Archive/RSS

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So black eye has just ruined any possibly conceived redeeming features of my appearance today

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Me singing along to Radioactive

Me: I'm breaking in, shaping up, checking out on the prison bus. This is it
Voice of Satan: THE APOCALYPSE

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a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

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